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Planet​.​.​. Y!

by Slave Beaver Revolt

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1.
Vampyre Dudes of Planet... Y! 02:37
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You're nothing but a mess A cunt living in a lost contest At end of your rope You're both the ass and the joke These Vampyre Dudes will suck me dry Pull your zipper up ‘cause the end is nigh They're the leechers from Planet... Y! Straight from above to trouble my mind I talk shit and you do too, guy Don't look at me in the fuckin' eyes As I smear shit on your pretty canvas Don't look away you won't wanna miss this These Vampyre Dudes will suck me dry Pull your zipper up ‘cause the end is nigh They're the leechers from Planet... Y! Straight from above to trouble my mind I could be replaced and no one would notice I should get shitfaced instead Their minds are so fuckin' aimless I'm hanging on by a thread They've been snatched and I'm feeling anxious Vampyre Dudes rise on the wings of dread The only cure for the faceless Is a point blank shot to the fuckin' forehead I don't like who is looking at me I don't know who is talking to me They're all suckers and a bunch of fuckers The Vampyre Dudes of Planet Y These Vampyre Dudes will suck me dry Pull your zipper up ‘cause the end is nigh They're the leechers from Planet... Y! Straight from above to trouble my mind
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(Meddling With) the Wizard King's Corpse 03:24
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Let's meddle with this fetid corpse Cut the fuckin' eyes out our main course Lop this rotting hand off no remorse Cutting off conjoined rot with no force Crack the skull in two to spill the brain Eating up the lifeblood to stay sane Vampyre blood flowing through my veins Gut it all out to stay humane Meddling with the Wizard King's corpse I'm obligated to care but I don't And I won't 'cause I can't control what I can't ignore And I'll choke before I care 'Cause I've lost control Watch my blood fall As I split my head against this fucking wall Let's meddle with this fetid corpse Cut the fuckin' eyes out our main course Lop this rotting hand off no remorse Cutting off conjoined rot with no force Crack the skull in two to spill the brain Eating up the lifeblood to stay sane Vampyre blood flowing through my veins Gut it all out to stay humane Meddling with the Wizard King's corpse I'm obligated to care but I don't And I won't 'cause I can't control what I can't ignore And I'll choke before I care 'Cause I've lost control Watch my blood fall As I split my head against this fucking wall Cut it off Til the knife is broken
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That's My Ghoul 04:10
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I'm walking through forest fires of burning homes full of asshole fuckin' Vampyres Staring out from their mires grinning at me with eyes like goddamn bonfires Walking to the center of town wondering to myself what the hell is gonna transpire Following the sound of a choir I stumble upon a pack of bats bitch fuckin’ going haywire They turn look at me right in the eye Start feelin' like something's gone awry Doing dirty deeds to which can't comply One shot to the face followed by outcry One, two, three, four, five, six, dead Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, dead Gonna count the rest in my head While another pack await me way up 'head A faceless stumbles upon my beaten path with no discernible clue Someone with nothing left just a black husk quite like me and you Stuck repeating the same mistakes with no kind of breakthrough I put it out of its misery ‘cause I've got a place I've gotta get to The black barn stands tall in the sky They're floating around there like dirty flies One light as it blinds my eyes As their home burns I hear their cries Burn, burn, baby, burn, burn, baby A couple scatter out the doorway Not realizing it's judgement day I cut both down with a spray One, two, three, four, five, six, dead Seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, dead Gonna count the rest in my head While another pack await me way up 'head All alone in my quest for vengeance I can't quite remember what I'm fighting for But I can't stop right now I've got a mean streak and I'm fuckin' settling the score I can't shake this eerie feeling that I've been on this road before So I keep going 'til I've had my fill of dead whores Blackest eyes you'll never see I just keep hacking through the scene Stuck with the same ol' routine Been at this since last Halloween Fueled by neoprene and caffeine I go where my body careens Heavy with the smell of codeine I feel so goddamn unclean I promise my smile will be the last thing you see With my bloody hands wrapped around your dirty laundry Singing obscenities and screaming hymns a little off key I foresee my killing spree will continue indefinitely
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The Sultan Slammer 03:39
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I want no repercussions For my actions So let me let loose With no real satisfaction Let's lose all morals In the dark of night Kill those Vampyres lifeless Just out of spite Bombs, bombs, bombs away Vamp-bastards have hell to pay Kneefirst into the fray Slammin' your hooked nose on the driveway Your welcome's been outstayed Your aesthetics’ been outplayed Your asshole's my freeway And I'm coming down the wrong way I wanna tear you down So bad, so hard You can't ever build it back up This isn't even for us anymore I'm the only one fighting this fuckin' war A self-imposed martyr A self-exposed saviour I'm nothing without the fight In this changed world I'm but a blight While it tries to heal and unite I undo it all by torchlight I wanna tear you down So bad, so hard You can't ever build it back up I don't wanna die I just wanna lose my myself I don't wanna die I just wanna lose my myself I wanna tear you down So bad, so hard You can't ever build it back up
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The Opium Delirium 08:09
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Do it for the Do it for the scum Scum Of the earth Wolves of the sludge Dregs born of waste barrels Do it for the Do it for the scum Bad attitudes and bottles of liquor Treating these self-inflictions We're all scum fucks in this together Treating our bored conflictions Origins in opium Do it for the scum Widespread delirium Gotta stop I'm feeling numb Don't listen to them Listen to me instead I know how you feel Just go along mind your head Keep looking straight ahead Step past all the dead Bury that feeling of dread And be careful how you tread War crimes and blood-wine Doing a line on a makeshift shrine Coalesce the scum and the wolves into one March of the Murk has begun Planetary invasion of Pale Rapers We just let them win Inhuman Unholy Cosmos Crusaders Feeding on the anxieties within What the fuck did I say Be one with the decay Keep your head down and obey It's the only way to keep us away Don't step out of line, fuck You already know how well we suck Gonna pull your zipper down To be drained and passed around You talk a lot but say fuck all I nod and yeah along while huffing a can of aerosol Blinking away the burning remains of the townhall Sweating constantly while I test this eight-ball Scraping the cold pale heads Unholy souvenirs of the undead Shotgun blast: a sunken chest blowout You want to come in, but I'm heading out Can't shake this eerie feeling That I've been doing this quite a while I'm bathing in maudlin feelings Unleash the wolves to roam and defile I'm addicted to fucking my shit Faceless motherfucker I tell myself that I can stop But I've always been the quickest liar They've always been here Those Vampyre bastards They're you and me and everything Crawl back into your mother's cunt You wretched fuck It's all the same I'll never change Slip this skin off so I can go 'round again (These Vampyre Dudes will suck me dry Pull your zipper up ‘cause the end is nigh)
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She (Bonus Track) 01:18
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She walked out with empty arms Machine gun in her hand She is good and she is bad No one understands She walked in silence Never spoke a word She's got a rich daddy She's her daddy's girl She loves naked sin He loves evil sex She has lost control They are growing old She will hide in silence Then her day will come She was virgin vixen She is on the run She is on the run She is on the run
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Customer (Bonus Track) 01:29
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I'm in love with the girl who works at the store where I'm nothing but a customer I'm a customer Yeah, I'm a customer I'm a customer How about cigarettes? I'll take sugarless You sell waterbeds? I'm a customer Yeah, I'm a customer Yeah, I'm a customer I'm a customer Yeah, can I get change? Do you sell twinkies? I forgot the line I'm a customer Yeah, I'm a customer Yeah, I'm a customer I love you I'm a customer Yeah, I'm a customer I'm a customer I'm in love with the girl who works at the store where I'm nothing but a customer I'm a customer I'm a customer Yeah, I'm a customer I love you, bitch
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Pain for Pleasure (Bonus Track) 01:43
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The seas have parted, the ending's started The sky has turned to black A killing spree through eternity The devil stabs you in the back It's midnight now, you must escape somehow Torture is his leisure Don't try to hide, he'll make you subside As he exchanges pain for pleasure Pain for pleasure He's the hunter, you're the game Pain for pleasure Satan is his name Look out
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CIA Man (Bonus Track) 03:39
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Banjohmin: Who can train guerrillas by the dozens? Send them out to kill their untrained cousins? Who can kill a general in his bed? Overthrow dictators if they're Red? Fucking A-man! CIA man! Who can buy a government so cheap? Change a cabinet without a squeak? Fucking A-man! CIA man! Who can train guerrillas by the dozens? Send them out to kill their untrained cousins? Fucking A-man! CIA man! Who can get a budget that's so great? Who will be the 51st state? Who has got the secret-est service? One that makes the other service nervous? Fucking A-man! CIA man! Who can take the sugar from a sack Pour in LSD and put it back? Fucking A-man! CIA man! Who can mine the harbors of Nicaragua? Outhit all the hitmen of Chicag-ua? Fucking A-man! CIA man! Who can be so overtly covert? Sometimes ever covertly overt? Fucking A-man! CIA man! Who's the agency well known to God? The one that copped his staff and copped his rod? John: Fucking A CIA Who can kill a general in his bed? Overthrow dictators if they're Red? Who can buy a government so cheap? Change a cabinet without a squeak? Who can train guerrillas by the dozens? Send them out to kill their untrained cousins? Who can get a budget that's so great? Who will be the 51st state? Fucking A CIA Who has got the secret-est service? One that makes the other service nervous? Who can take the sugar from a sack Pour in LSD and put it back? Who can mine the harbors of Nicaragua? Outhit all the hitmen of Chicag-ua? Who can be so overtly covert? Sometimes ever covertly cove- Fucking A CIA

about

Written and recorded in 2018, 'Planet... Y!' has been hidden and held captive by the Vampyre Dudes in their tyrannical ghoul grasp for six long years... until now.

'Planet...Y!' has been freed from its sinful shackles underneath the Tomb of the Wolves. In the Cursed Coven's vain attempts to keep the Secrets of the Pale beyond the reach of mortals they have only stoked the fires of rebellion further. It may be six years sonically dated, but those six years have further diminished the putrid powers of the Vampyres. Come now the age of mortals. The last of the Vampyre clans dwindle as dawn finally breaks and the sun rises again.

Bear witness to the unholy glory of 'Planet...Y!'

credits

released February 27, 2024

Thanks

“Thanks to everyone who listened to the trillion demos over the long six years.” – John

“I’d like to thank The Man.” – Banjohmin

Personnel

John - Art, Vocals, Music, Mixing, Lyrics (1-5)
Banjohmin - Vocals (8)

Credits

She originally by the Misfits.
Customer originally by the Replacements.
Pain for Pleasure originally by Sum 41.
CIA Man originally by The Fugs.

Liner Notes

Vampyre Dudes of Planet… Y! - Written and recorded in 2018.
(Meddling With) the Wizard King’s Corpse - Written and recorded in 2018, overdubs recorded in 2022.
That's My Ghoul - Written and recorded in 2018, overdubs recorded in 2022.
The Sultan Slammer - Written and recorded in 2018, bridge vocals recorded in 2022.
The Opium Delirium - Written and recorded in 2018, various vocals recorded in 2022 & 2023.

She - Recorded in 2018, vocals recorded in 2023.
Customer - Recorded in 2023.
Pain for Pleasure - Recorded in 2023.
CIA Man - Recorded in 2019, vocals recorded in 2023.

Fully mixed and mastered in 2023 & 2024.

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Slave Beaver Revolt Melbourne, Australia

Odd music for odd folks from odder folks.


Banjohmin:
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BTWK:
Vocals/Music

John:
Vocals/Music

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